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Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:16

Analysis & Anal Cysts
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No, not a chance
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Loons and Moons
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share office space ...
Still no good
So they tried
Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?
Unacceptable again!
Another attempt resulted in ...
Freaks and Cheeks
Thumbs down again.
No go.
Hysterias & Posteriors
What made you feel satisfied about your life today?
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?
Next, they tried...
Still no good.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Minds and Behinds
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They put up a sign reading
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes