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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 00:16

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No, not a chance

What are your political and economic beliefs? How did you form them, especially in comparison to those who hold opposing views?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Loons and Moons

LSU baseball vs. UCLA game suspended on Monday night. Here's when it will resume - NOLA.com

share office space ...

Still no good

So they tried

Why do our deceased do not protect us from other bad spirits?

Unacceptable again!

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Wow! The changeover from President Biden to VP Kamala Harris as candidate could not have been more successful in just 2 days! It was as if they had been planning it. Could they have planned it? Are you excited by the positive Democratic response?

Thumbs down again.

No go.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What made you feel satisfied about your life today?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

If there was only one man remaining on the Earth, would this be regarded as extinction?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

How do I find a luxury service apartment in Gurgaon?

Next, they tried...

Still no good.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Why are Americans obese? Is it the food or is it the psychology?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So, the docs changed it to read

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Is Replika conscious?

No way

Minds and Behinds

watchOS 26 Moves Latest Apple Watch Models to New Architecture - MacRumors

They put up a sign reading

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?